Verse 1
E|-------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------
G|----999999999999--7-7----------------
D|----999999999999--7-7---------------- x 4
A|----777777777777--5-5----------------
E|-------------------------------------
Verse 2
E|------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------
G|----------------------9999999999999999----
D|---7777777777777777---9999999999999999---- x 2
A|---7777777777777777---7777777777777777----
E|---5555555555555555-----------------------
Verse 3
E|------------------------------
B|------------------------------
G|---------------99999999-------
D|----99999999---99999999------- x 2
A|----99999999---77777777-------
E|----77777777------------------

Now play Verse 1 again, then Verse 2 again, then play this:

Verse 4
E|------------------------------
B|------------------------------
G|------------------------------
D|---2---7--22222222---7-7------ x 2
A|---2---7--22222222---5-5------
E|---0---5--00000000------------

Vocal Part
Verse 4 x 1
Vocal Part
Verse 4 x 2
Verse 2
Verse 3
Verse 2
Verse 3
Verse 4 x2
Vocal Part
Verse 4 x1
Vocal Part
Verse 4 x4

Then end on:

D|----2---|
A|----2---|
E|----0---|

Really easy, but really fun to play!


CRETIN HOP
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[ EAE  D  (4x) ]

A                                            E
There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
A                                                  E
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins.
B  E    B  E
Cretin! Cretin!

I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the Cretin Hop.
Cretin! Cretin!

[ EAE  D  (2x) ]

NC                                  EAE  D
1-2-3-4 Cretins wanna hop some more
NC                                     EAE  D  EAE  D
4-5-6-7 All good cretins go to heaven.

There's no stoppin'...
I'm gonna go...

[ EAE  D  (2x) ]

1-2-3-4...

[ EAE  D  (2x) E ]